Allow Me To Indulge

Last night, I dreamed that I was Jeremy Renner's girlfriend, and I was telling the press that I hope Jeremy does not win the Oscar because I felt it would put too much pressure on him so early in his career.

What the hell?

First of all, I do not really like Jeremy Renner and would not care to date him.

Second of all, why is my dreamself so undermining? Sorry, dream Jeremy. You should go find someone who believes in you. Maybe one of the Gossip Girls.

Which brings me to this: Jeremy Renner and director Kathryn Bigelow have really strange physical chemistry.

Either they are really, really into each other but feel that it would be somehow inappropriate to act on it--

Or they really hate each other and are trying very hard not to show it.

All I know is: Tension. They have it.







I suspect my dream self did not want me to betray The Man Who Should Win, But Won't:



Dear Colin: I am still waiting for your dream visit. I trust you will not make me wait much longer.

Love and kisses,
Vesuvius