Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Allow Me To Indulge

Last night, I dreamed that I was Jeremy Renner's girlfriend, and I was telling the press that I hope Jeremy does not win the Oscar because I felt it would put too much pressure on him so early in his career.

What the hell?

First of all, I do not really like Jeremy Renner and would not care to date him.

Second of all, why is my dreamself so undermining? Sorry, dream Jeremy. You should go find someone who believes in you. Maybe one of the Gossip Girls.

Which brings me to this: Jeremy Renner and director Kathryn Bigelow have really strange physical chemistry.

Either they are really, really into each other but feel that it would be somehow inappropriate to act on it--

Or they really hate each other and are trying very hard not to show it.

All I know is: Tension. They have it.

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I suspect my dream self did not want me to betray The Man Who Should Win, But Won't:

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Dear Colin: I am still waiting for your dream visit. I trust you will not make me wait much longer.

Love and kisses,
Vesuvius
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3 comments:

  1. Dalley GMar 5, 2010, 12:54:00 PM

    I have had dreams of Jim Halpert, the guy from Avatar and also Vicne Vaughn. The Vince dream was not romantic at all. It was the 1800's and I was doing surgery on him.

    I also dream of Thanksgiving almost every night.

    I adore you-the end.

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  2. Maggie MayMar 28, 2010, 3:53:00 AM

    Jeremy Renner was AWESOME in Hurt Locker

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  3. Colleen OakesApr 2, 2010, 6:42:00 PM

    There is tons of tension there. I can feel it just looking at the pictures. I had a dream once that Joel McHale was passionately in love with me and I woke up wishing it would never end. I still get the giddies when I watch the soup.

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